there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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