what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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