I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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