I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
She has the best kind of daddy issues
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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