please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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