But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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