okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
