I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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