This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
