people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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