We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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