When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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