Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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