My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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