somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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