I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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