nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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