Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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