Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
