Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
The maid of honor just puked.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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