If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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