What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
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