You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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