He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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