remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
God, you're like boner-b-gone
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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