So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
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