remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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