She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
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