Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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