Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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