i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
You made out with two different species that night
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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