It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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