the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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