my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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