she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
dude. I can hear the air.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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