carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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