Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize