So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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