T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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