When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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