Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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