i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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