We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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