Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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