great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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