is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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