I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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