so that wasnt chicken after all
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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