would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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