jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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