so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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