problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
