Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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