i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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