Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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