Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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