OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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