white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Lo siento on account of my penis...
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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